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SpaceQuest.Net - News: Tuesday, April 17, 2012
Hello Space Questers!

Are you just as excited about the recent news as I am? The Two Guys coming back together! Have you had a chance to actually reflect on that yet? Good, me neither. That's why I'm jumping around like a headless Astro Chicken for the past couple of days.

To be frank (yet I am called Frans), I haven't figured out yet what my future role will be. Or the role of this website, for that matter. But what I do know is that exciting new things are definitely stirring on the horizon. I'll do my best to get things started and I've decided to take things as they come.

To make optimal use of my time, I've decided I won't be updating this news page a whole lot. For now, please follow my Twitter account and visit the Janitorial Times, as they will be my primary means of communication for the coming weeks and months. Ooh, by the way: I reopened my good old e-mail address: [REDACTED]!

So, that's that for now... Until I figure out where this is all going. But keep in touch. This time it's going to be different. I mean, it has been six years, hasn't it?

Help the Two Guys From Andromeda create their epic new Spaceventure - News: Sunday, April 15, 2012
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<FILE -> OPEN IN DREAMWEAVER> "...Can't believe I'm actually updating a website on a Sunday! Don't I get enough of this crap during the week already? What the hell am I thinking?"
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Ooh, wait... I'm already online? *cough* *cough*... Lemme see. How did I used to do this again?

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Hello Space Questers!

It has been almost 6 years to date since I last wrote to you. Grandpa here used to remember a day when there was no Twitter, Facebook, Justin Bieber or Google+ to worry about. Let alone those pesky Social Media and SEO experts! So I come back to you now at the turn of the tide.

... Ooh, so you think that's a bit old fashion too? Wel, you may be right.

Anyways, it has come to my belated attention that - apparently - The Two Guys From Andromeda have returned to our part of the galaxy! So much so that they have hopelessly fallen into horrific human customs of setting up their own Twitter accounts (ooh no!!). Here's Mark Crowe's (Who? You know, that dude without the beard!) Here's Scott Murphy's (Yeah, the one that's sexier and with the beard). There's even a Twitter account and a Facebook account dedicated to their resurrective selves.

Go visit their new website by clicking on their battle cry below. Additionally, remember we used to have message boards in the good old days? Well, SpaceQuest.Net still has one! So get your backpack, I mean jetpack, and fly over there - Join the discussion!

... I've been away from this for so long, I forgot what it tastes like. You may hook me up on Facebook yourself, or give me an e-mail howler in case you want to talk some sense into me. Believe me, many men and women - many of them better than you - have tried.

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